And fellas, you got to watch it, When she wind up, she bottom, she go like a rocket!

i stared at this for way too long.
confusing but enjoyable
just fucking confusing.
i really shouldn't find this as funny as i do.
huh?
this is just beautiful

Watched an old episode of E.R. last night. God damn, do i loves me the Maura Tierney.

I probably shouldn't be admitting this, but I have a fantasy that if I'm dating a girl, she'd be wearing one of my T-shirts and be in her panties, lip synching and dancing to Harry Belafonte's Jump In The Line (Shake Senora).

this is Glorious music.

P.S.

this has nothing to do with anything, but National Treasure looks so incredibly fucking awful. I must see it.

P.P.S.

And now for my message from the future

I see a world where the blue states secede from the nation, where the red have their total Christians values, where gays and blacks and liberals are shipped away to the blue California and blue New York. Where the red nation gets what it want, a perfect white Christian nation. Blonde hair blue eyes and money and Jesus. Where country music is the national music. And where the blue nation has its world where gay marriage and abortions go on into infinity, where cloning and prostitution, the legalization of drugs, and the use of embryonic stem cells are free and clear. Where Hollywood movie stars fill all levels of government, where those who want their God based and godless societies may have just that. if these two nations ever went to war we'd have the red with all the guns and off road vehicles and all soldiers bathed in holy water before battle and the songs of Toby Keith play on forever to inspire the troops, and the blue would have an unending amount of clones of Brad Pitt and other actors who have no weapons but are protected by the layer of dead baby cells that protects them and can regenerate any injury. I'm from blue, how about you?