Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Well, from the title, I didn't expect Italian porn. I guess in the long run, I shouldn't be surprised.

Staring : Erika Blanc ,Jean Servais, Ivana Novak, and Daniel Emilfork

Directed by
Jean Brismee

IMDB Plot Outline: Six of seven tourists in an east European castle overnight are victims of a helper of the devil. Is Satan willing to spare their souls?

I wanna thank pal Tom for giving me this movie to review.

OK, so before the movie even started, there was this weird intro done by Redemption video, and it's essentially this elvira like woman talking about the evils of cannibalism while two topless girls eat raw meat. The movie has nothing to do with cannibalism. Then the movie started, the first thing you see is world war two stock footage, then you have a Nazi's waiting for his wife to give birth. He asks the midwife if the child is a boy or a girl, paying little attention that his wife just died from childbirth. The midwife says it's a girl. The Nazi tells her to leave and then stabs his new born baby. I can tell you this right now, I have never seen anything more evil than a Nazi stabbing a baby. After this, I start to lose track of the film because it becomes so ungodly boring, that I was doing my best to stay awake. So I'll give you the basics, a group of people come to a haunted castle where there is lesbian sex and gruesome murder. The murder is inflicted by the succubus which is a different daughter from Nazi bloodline. She kills everyone except a priest who then offers his soul to Satan in their place. He does, and then to the priest it all seems like a dream, everyone but the priest leaves the castle in a bus, the bus then falls of a cliff and explodes and kills everyone on it. And then the movie ends. My guess is that the point to the movie was, you can't escape Satan. That and lesbian sex is hot.

My Verdict: you do not need to see this movie. In fact, no one needs to see this movie.

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