Sunday, January 30, 2005

The Power Of The Written Word

Recently, I've been on adventures in Central Asia and have been crowned king of a small Mongolian village. I'm working on getting a book published about my story, I'll give you a gander at the table of contents.

Dr. Kong's Manual For Oriental Love

Foreword By Richard Moll

Chapter 1: Masterful Rough Handjobs.
Chapter 2: Egg Whites & Nipples.
Chapter 3: Faith No More & The Clitoris
Chapter 4: High-G Reach Arounds
Chapter 5: The London Philharmonic
Chapter 6: Nintendo Power Gloves & Lube
Chapter 7: Crack Whores & Their Beneficial Effect On The World Economy
Chapter 8: Phoebe Cates's Ass
Chapter 9: Reverse psychology & The Foreskin
Chapter 10: Eskimo Kisses In The Japanese Tea Garden
Chapter 11: Titties On Flame With Rock & Roll

I'm hearing things, and I don't want to jinx them, but I think it'll be published by LucasArts.

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